"That's what I love about high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age." - David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) in "Dazed and Confused."
"Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull's-eye." - Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) in "Wedding Crashers."
"Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate." — Rachel Hansen (Chloe Moretz) in "(500) Days of Summer."
"My closest relationship is with my Blackberry. Thank God it vibrates!" - Kara Monahan (Jessica Biel) in "Valentine's Day."
"We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you." – Gigi Phillips (Ginnifer Goodwin) in "He's Just Not That Into You."
"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you." - Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) in "Sex and the City."
"I'll have what she's having." - Older woman customer (Estelle Reiner) in "When Harry Met Sally."
"See, when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp." – Chris Brander (Ryan Reynolds) in "Just Friends."
"I have a weakness for prostitutes – all kinds apparently." Stu (Ed Helms) in "The Hangover Part II."
"I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him." - Regina George (Rachel McAdams) in "Mean Girls."
"When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you f--kers learn anything in college?" - Stifler (Sean William Scott) in "American Pie 2."
"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond,' only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." - Pete (Paul Rudd) in "Knocked Up."
"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree." - Megan (Melissa McCarthy) in "Bridesmaids."
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